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Category: Anti-Tech
2024-10-07T19:45:10.559465+00:00
The meme is a photo of actor James Franco with a quote in the style of a Twitter post. The text reads: "My wife asked me why I was being so soft in the house. I said, 'I'm not being soft, I'm just reading it how it's written.'"
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2024-06-11T07:14:23.174728+00:00
This meme is a play on the popular "RIP" (Rest in Peace) meme format, but with a twist. Instead of a person or a pet, the image shows a tombstone with the Adobe logo on it, implying that the company is "dead" or no longer relevant. The text "RIP Adobe" is written above the logo, but the image is actually a joke about Adobe's many acquisitions and how they seem to be "dying" or being "buried" by the company.
2024-04-18T06:59:09.157708+00:00
This meme is a humorous commentary on the frustration of waiting for a response from someone who is not responding. The image depicts a series of steps, starting with a person waiting for a response from a "neuralink" (a type of brain-computer interface), followed by a "chipped" (chipped) person, and finally a person who is "died" (died). The text "1: Wait for unsuspecting bystander" and "2: Send a 55.4 Yottabyte .zip bomb directly to their brain" are also included.
2024-04-09T22:16:39.835734+00:00
The meme is a screenshot of a Twitter post from Elon Musk, featuring a character from the TV show "The Office" explaining a meme. The text on the image reads: "If you support free speech, you are a supremacist. If you hate free speech, you are a democrat. If you are a democrat, you are a supremacist." The meme is a satirical commentary on the complexities of free speech and the labels that can be used to describe people's opinions.
2024-04-09T18:45:27.764108+00:00
This meme is a humorous image of the character Yoda from the Star Wars franchise, with his face contorted in a comically exaggerated expression of disappointment. The text above the image reads "Stop doing this to your pictures". The image is likely referencing a situation where someone is taking unflattering or poorly lit photos of themselves, and Yoda's disapproving expression is meant to convey the idea that they should stop doing so.
2024-04-05T18:54:04.696548+00:00
This meme is a simple drawing of a rectangle with the text "some gay guy" written inside. The image is a humorous way of expressing a common phrase "some guy" in a more... specific way. The meme is likely being used to poke fun at the idea of someone being overly specific about someone's identity.
2024-03-05T17:53:17.376617+00:00
The meme depicts a chaotic and cluttered computer room, with cables and wires everywhere. The image shows a person surrounded by screens and machines, with a "Facebook" logo in the background. The text "Facebook is down" is likely displayed on one of the screens, implying that the company's servers are experiencing technical difficulties.
2024-02-23T18:18:05.928088+00:00
This meme is a screenshot from the 2015 film "Ex Machina" with the quote "I'm not a man, I'm a machine" from the movie "I, Robot" (2004) overlaid on top of a still image from "Ex Machina". The quote is written in a bold, futuristic font and is displayed prominently in the center of the image.
2024-02-18T01:34:32.038626+00:00
This meme is a humorous image of Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, in a car with a driver. The text above the image reads "Get in loser" and below it says "We're tearing apart the fabric of society for corporate profits with short-term, dopamine-driven feedback loops." The image is a play on the movie "Get in loser and ride" from the 1999 film "10 Things I Hate About You", but with a darker and more satirical tone.
2024-02-09T21:20:40.603264+00:00
The meme is a still image from the 2006 film "The Queen" with the characters' faces replaced with VR headsets. The image is captioned "When you're trying to have a royal meeting but everyone's still on their VR headset".
2024-02-03T01:31:51.207951+00:00
This meme is a tweet from Joe Pompiano (formerly Joe Pompiano) where he shares a tweet from Joe Pompiano (formerly Joe Pompiano) with a quote from a tweet about an upcoming Olympic-style competition that will feature athletes competing in events like track and field, swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, and combat sports, with the goal of enhancing their performance with performance-enhancing drugs. The tweet also mentions that the first event will take place in 2025.
2024-02-02T22:02:43.885580+00:00
This meme is a humorous image of a pigeon looking directly at the camera with a menacing expression. The text at the top of the image reads, "When you don't turn on your computer's ad blocker." The meme is implying that the pigeon is like a pesky ad that won't go away, even when you try to block it.
2024-01-30T20:24:30.712747+00:00
The meme is a screenshot of a Twitter post that appears to be a joke about the popularity of the video game "Sonic the Hedgehog 2" at the 2023 San Diego Comic-Con. The text reads: "It's like every single person in this room is a 13-year-old boy who's never seen a movie in their life."
2024-01-20T18:09:42+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a Twitter conversation between two users. The conversation is about a hypothetical scenario where a person's phone is being used to control a computer on their face. The text of the conversation is as follows: User 1: "wear a computer on your face" User 2: "tonite" User 1: "wear a computer on your face" User 2: "tonite" The conversation is a humorous and absurd exchange about the idea of wearing a computer on one's face, which is a humorous and absurd concept.
2024-01-04T02:48:44+00:00
The meme is a humorous commentary on the perceived lack of relevance of Arts and Humanities in modern times. The text reads: "Just remember: Arts & Humanities are so useless and pointless that Tech Bros were able to build a billion-dollar company with a 100% non-arts-and-humanities-educated workforce. They did it by using the 100% non-arts-and-humanities-educated workforce because they are cheap and they work for free."
2023-12-17T04:25:58+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of The New York Times' website with a headline that reads "Everyone Wants Your Email Address. Think Twice Before Sharing It." The image is likely a joke or a commentary on the way people share their personal email addresses with others.
2023-11-10T21:34:09+00:00
The meme is a humorous commentary on the high cost of food delivery through services like Uber Eats and GrubHub. It features a character from the Star Trek franchise, Jean-Luc Picard, looking at a menu and calculating the cost of a meal. The text at the top of the image reads, "When you're trying to calculate how a $12.00 meal cost $108.33 on UberEats."
2023-11-10T11:25:53+00:00
2023-09-30T02:49:32+00:00
This meme is a humorous exchange between two individuals, one who wants to run a malicious code (a "malware") and the other who is trying to prevent it. The text in the image reads: "hey can i uninstall edge", "no you cant", "hey can i uninstall edge", and "no you cant". The second person is trying to protect the system from the malware by blocking the user's request to uninstall the Microsoft Edge browser.
2023-09-24T23:13:39+00:00
The meme is a humorous exchange between two characters, with the first saying "I'm sorry I thought Dogecoin would send Peightonne and Randegh to college" and the second responding with "Your supervised visitation is two hours every other weekend and one holiday per year". The image is accompanied by a text that reads "I'm sorry I thought Dogecoin would send Peightonne and Randegh to college".
2023-09-24T23:06:08+00:00
This meme is a humorous image of a toaster with a screen displaying a "Toast Settings" menu. The menu lists various options, including "Toast Level", "Toast Color", and "Toast Sound", but the most interesting option is "Toast Personality" with a dropdown list of "Sarcastic", "Bitter", and "Angry".
2023-09-22T04:07:19+00:00
The meme is a screenshot of a news article from SFist, a San Francisco-focused news site. The article's headline reads: "SFist: 'I'm Not Going Anywhere' Says SF Mayor, But He's Not Saying That".
2023-09-21T19:45:34+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a tweet from the Twitter account @PetaPixel, featuring an image of a cryptocurrency market crash with a red background and a few cryptocurrency symbols (e.g. Bitcoin, Ethereum) scattered around the screen. The text on the image reads: "A new report shows that the non-fungible token (NFT) market has collapsed, and nearly all NFTs are worth nothing. 95% of NFTs are worthless, according to a new report. The report says that the NFT market has collapsed, and nearly all NFTs are worth nothing. 95% of NFTs are worthless, according to a new report."
2023-09-01T17:36:16+00:00
The meme is a screenshot of a Twitter post from Elon Musk, where he tweets about a new AI-powered boat that can navigate through water with a high degree of autonomy. The text in the image reads: "We *don't* recommend this, but... Model S floats well enough to turn it into a boat for short periods of time. Thrus via wheel rotation."
2023-08-24T18:06:02+00:00
The meme depicts a man on a bike, with a plant growing out of his backside. The image is captioned "I've been riding my bike for 10 minutes and I still have not gotten a single workout."
2023-07-11T22:43:28+00:00
The meme is an image of a tweet from Elon Musk, where he jokingly claims to be richer than Mark Zuckerberg, but actually has a much smaller amount of money. The tweet says "I'm richer than @Zuck" and has a screenshot of Musk's net worth of $200 billion, which is a fraction of the actual number of people who follow him. The tweet is meant to be humorous and ironic, poking fun at Musk's ego and wealth.
2023-07-11T22:16:51+00:00
This meme is an image of Elon Musk and Linda Yaccarino (CEO of NBCUniversal) sitting on a couch, looking at each other with awkward expressions. The text overlay reads: "When you're trying to get the last word in, but you're still wrong".
2023-07-11T03:51:10+00:00
This meme is a play on the popular "handshake" scene from the TV show Breaking Bad, where two characters, Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, share a moment of mutual understanding and respect. In this meme, the scene is modified to show two people shaking hands, with text overlayed on top. The text reads "Concert video you recorded / Fireworks video you recorded / Nobody cares" and "Concert video you recorded / Fireworks video you recorded / Nobody cares", implying that both types of videos are equally uninteresting and unwatchable.
2023-07-08T22:41:26+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a news article from "The Daily Beast" with the headline "A Tesla board member once locked Elon Musk's phone in a safe to keep him off Twitter." The text of the article reads: "A Tesla board member once locked Elon Musk's phone in a safe to keep him off Twitter. The billionaire forced hotel security to open it, a biographer says."
2023-07-08T04:51:51+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a Twitter conversation between Elon Musk and a user named "unusual_whales". Elon Musk responds to a tweet about his recent firing of Twitter employees, saying "I would like to apologize for firing these people. Their skills are in such demand that I would like to hire them back". The tweet is followed by a response from a user named "BNO News", who says "Twitter is threatening to sue Meta for hiring dozens of former Twitter employees to build a 'copycat'".
2023-07-07T22:15:57+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a tweet from a user named "fiona" (or possibly a different user with the same username). The tweet reads: "Was on a date with a guy and we kissed and his watch started beeping loudly and he said 'abnormal heart rate detected' lol".
2023-07-04T19:14:20+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a Tesla Model S's Autopilot system, which is a feature that enables semi-autonomous driving. The system is requesting the driver to take control of the vehicle because it has exceeded the speed limit and is approaching a limit. The text "Thought limit exceeded" is a play on words, referencing the speed limit, but also implying that the driver's thoughts are also being pushed to their limit.
2023-06-08T01:37:55+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a fictional in-app notification on a phone, where a user is being asked to play a game of "Duel" with a woman named Rhonda. The notification is asking the user to "fight" Rhonda, and the user is given the option to "Accept" or "Forfeit" the duel. The text at the top of the image reads "United feature to 'duel' people for their seat".
2023-06-07T09:32:33+00:00
2023-05-26T19:37:03+00:00
This meme is a humorous comparison of the size of a person's finger to the size of the planet Mercury. The image shows a close-up of a person's finger with the label "me" and the label "Mercury" next to it, with the text "I'm tiny" written above it. The meme is poking fun at the idea that the person is so small in comparison to the planet.
2023-05-23T19:27:06+00:00
This meme is a humorous commentary on the state of California's tech industry. The image shows a screenshot of a Reddit comment, where a user is complaining about the state's tech industry, saying "California tech people are like 'why does this place we've completely remade in our own image suck so bad?'" The meme is a play on the common phrase "we've completely remade in our own image" and is used to poke fun at the tech industry's self-importance and arrogance.
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme is a joke about the autonomous vehicles developed by the company Jaguar Land Rover. The image shows a person standing in front of a futuristic-looking vehicle with a screen displaying a cartoonish face. The text above the image reads: "People don't trust autonomous vehicles, so Jaguar is testing one with a face that makes eye contact."
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a Twitter post that says "why do cats sit on technology? do they know something we don't?" It's a humorous and relatable question that pokes fun at the common phenomenon of cats sitting on electronic devices, as if they're trying to understand or control them.
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme is a humorous commentary on the idea of Elon Musk's ambitious plans to integrate a brain chip that can stream music directly into one's mind. The meme consists of two images: the first is a mock-up of a brain chip with wires and a tiny music player icon, and the second is a still image of Elon Musk with the caption "Elon Musk: 1 year later: Excuse me while I stream some tunes". The second image is a parody of the famous "Excuse me while I kill myself" line from the movie "A Few Good Men", but in this case, the phrase is "Excuse me while I stream some tunes".
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
The meme is a picture of a dog's face with a distorted, glitchy effect. The image is captioned "I can see your face". The meme is likely referencing a situation where someone is trying to hide or disguise their identity, but the "face" is still visible.
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme is a play on the popular "zipline" experience, but with a humorous twist. The text at the top reads: "Alright Elon, this is called a 'zipline'. 'And the humans, they enjoy this?' They enjoy it very much. Elon: 'Then I shall enjoy it as well'." The image is likely a photo of Elon Musk, but the text is a humorous take on his personality and his potential reactions to various experiences.
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme features a photo of a person with a shocked expression, and the text "GET IN LOSER" is written in a bold, neon font at the top. The image is intentionally distorted and glitchy, with pixels and lines overlapping and blending together in a chaotic manner. The text at the bottom reads "WE'RE RIPPING APART THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY WITH SHORT-TERM, DORAMINE-DRIVEN FEEDBACK LOOPS".
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme is a humorous take on the frustration of working with developers who don't have a design sense. The image is a screenshot of a Twitter notification that says "when a developer tries to design" and is followed by a blank white page, implying that the developer's design attempt was unsuccessful. The joke is that the developer's design was so bad that even Twitter couldn't even display it properly.
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
The meme is a screenshot of a Twitter conversation between Elon Musk and the Twitter account for Tesla. The conversation starts with a tweet from the Tesla account stating "BREAKING: A second Tesla has hit the World Trade Center". Elon Musk responds with a tweet saying "Going to need to update the manual to cover this event".
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme is a humorous comparison between the characters from the TV show "Star Trek: The Next Generation" and their modern-day Twitter equivalents. The image shows a tweet from Captain Jean-Luc Picard (played by Patrick Stewart) and his crewmates, with a caption saying "When you're trying to get people to follow you on Twitter".
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a LinkedIn profile, but it's not a typical one. The user has listed various jobs they've had, but they're all very short-term and seem to be jokes. The text reads: "In 2022, I was an accountant. In 2023, I was a dog food taste tester. In 2024, I'm unemployed."
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme is a humorous take on the 2023 Meta (Facebook) outage. The image depicts Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Meta, as a powerful wizard, with the caption "Mark Zuckerberg using the time stone to ban me for shit I posted 3+ years ago". The meme is a joke about Zuckerberg's supposed ability to use a powerful magical artifact to ban users from the platform for past transgressions.
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
The meme is a screenshot of a Twitter post with a humorous and sarcastic tone. The text reads: "not an original observation, but its incredible how much internet infrastructure was built by chill dudes with tempered goals and how much this space has been ruined by p**sy edgelords and boss babies trying to create inescapable capitalist finger traps." The post is likely a commentary on the internet's evolution and the challenges of creating a successful online community.
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme features an image of a cat reading a book, with the text "me studying all these man-made horrors so they are no longer beyond my comprehension" overlaid on it. The image is humorous because it shows a cat, an animal typically known for its independence and lack of interest in human activities, studying and trying to understand complex and disturbing concepts. The text is a tongue-in-cheek expression of a student's frustration with difficult coursework.
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme is a humorous list of "steps" for a typical website visit in 2022. The list includes: "1. Figure out how to use the website", "2. Ask for help if you get stuck", "3. Watch an ad", "4. Try to find what you're looking for", and "5. Give up and leave".
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme features a picture of a cat sitting at a desk, looking at a book with a horrified expression. The text "I've been studying all these horror stories so they're no longer terrifying" is written above the cat, while the text "I've been studying all these horror stories so they're no longer terrifying... I've been studying all these non-fiction books so they're no longer terrifying" is written below it. The cat is looking at a book with a horrified expression, implying that it has finally understood the horror stories in the book.
2023-05-10T21:03:34+00:00
This meme is an image of two smartphones side by side. The left one is a Google Pixel 4, and the right one is a Google Pixel 4 XL. The text "I just got a new phone and I'm not happy about it" is overlaid on top of the image, with the comment "I just got a new phone and I'm not happy about it" above the image of the phones.
2023-05-10T20:59:59+00:00
This meme is a visual representation of the many operating systems and software applications that have been developed over the years. The image features a collage of logos from various companies, including Microsoft, Google, and others, with the text "Día de Muertos" (Day of the Dead) at the center. The image is meant to be humorous, implying that all these software systems have "died" and are no longer relevant.
2023-05-10T20:59:59+00:00
This meme is a humorous representation of a person's frustration with social media. It depicts a person clicking on a link to a social media platform, only to have their computer invaded by a monstrous, tentacled creature. The text "I clicked for a social media break, not a Cthulhu break" appears in the final panel, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
2023-05-10T20:59:59+00:00
This meme is a humorous commentary on the current state of social media and online discourse. The text reads: "if we collectively ruin the richest man on earth with nothing but the power of shitposting, it will all have been worth it." The meme is likely referencing the idea that even the most powerful and wealthy individuals can be brought down by the collective power of the internet and social media, specifically through the use of "shitposting" or online harassment.
2023-05-10T20:59:59+00:00
This meme features a photo of a person holding a guitar with a humorous and satirical message. The text on the guitar reads "This guitar kills fascists" and is a reference to the song "The Song of the Sausage People" from the Monty Python's Flying Circus. The image is likely a humorous commentary on the original song's message of resistance and rebellion.