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The meme features a photograph of a turtle eating a strawberry, accompanied by the text "YOU'LL NEVER KNOW" and "What it is to be this happy." The image is meant to be humorous, implying that the turtle's joy is so intense that it cannot be understood or shared by others. The meme is likely intended to poke fun at the idea that some people may feel like they have a unique or special connection to their own happiness.
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The meme features two contrasting images of a man with exaggerated facial expressions, one depicting a slow zombie and the other a fast zombie. The text above the slow zombie reads "Slow Zombies" and below the fast zombie reads "Fast Zombies". The meme humorously highlights the differences between slow and fast zombies, with the slow zombie appearing more sluggish and the fast zombie appearing more agile.
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The meme features an astronaut on the moon, holding an American flag, with a Viking ship in the foreground. The text "FUCKING VIKINGS" is written in large letters at the bottom of the image, with the phrase "SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?!" in smaller text below it. The meme is humorous, suggesting that the Vikings' ship has somehow ended up on the moon, which is an absurd and impossible scenario.
![This meme is a series of four images of a person lying on a couch, each with a caption that starts with "what [someone] thinks [someone else] is doing". The images are followed by a caption that reads "what [someone] actually is doing". The meme is humorous because it implies that the person's thoughts about someone else's actions are often inaccurate, and that the person's actual actions are often mundane or boring. The final caption reads "what I actually do".](1329354303955.jpg.html)
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This meme is a series of four images of a person lying on a couch, each with a caption that starts with "what [someone] thinks [someone else] is doing". The images are followed by a caption that reads "what [someone] actually is doing". The meme is humorous because it implies that the person's thoughts about someone else's actions are often inaccurate, and that the person's actual actions are often mundane or boring. The final caption reads "what I actually do".
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The meme features a picture of a giant, cartoonish chicken (a "giant chicken" or "chicken" is not actually a giant chicken, it is a chicken) with a cityscape in the background. The image is captioned "GIANT BLACK COCK" in large, bold letters, and the text "Not as awful as you might think" is written below it. The meme is likely a humorous take on the idea that something that sounds or appears intimidating or threatening is actually not as bad as expected.
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This meme is a humorous comparison between two images of actor Sean Connery, who played the character James Bond in the 1980s and 2000s. The first image shows Connery in his younger years, and the second image shows him in his later years. The text at the bottom of the meme reads, "In 1989, you were on top of the world. In 2009, you were on top of the world... and then you had a stroke. Now you're just on top of the bed."
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The meme features a picture of Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, riding a bear while holding a rifle and a copy of the U.S. Constitution. The image is humorous because it juxtaposes the iconic image of Lincoln, known for his strong leadership and moral character, with a violent and unpredictable animal. The text "Honest Abe" appears in the image, referencing Lincoln's reputation for honesty and integrity.
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The meme features a photo of a toddler sitting on a floor, holding a giant sandwich. The image is captioned "I can eat a whole sandwich by myself" and the toddler is making a determined face, as if to say "I'm a big boy now!" The meme is likely referencing the idea that the toddler is trying to prove to others that they are capable of eating a full sandwich, despite being small and still in the toddler stage.
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This meme is a play on the classic "2 shots" phrase, but with a twist. The image shows two different versions of Eminem, with the top one saying "2 shots" and the bottom one saying "You only get one shot". The meme is poking fun at the idea that you can't have two shots, but only one, implying that you can't have a second shot of a drink because you only have one shot to begin with.
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The meme is a photo of two women, one of whom is making a silly face and the other is laughing. The text above the photo reads "We can steal your man" and the text below the photo reads "In 2-3 sentences, describe this meme for someone who cannot see it. Include any text that appears in the image". The meme is a play on the idea that the women in the photo are trying to steal someone's romantic partner, and the text is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the fact that the meme is describing itself.
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This meme is a humorous take on the concept of being stranded on a deserted island. It features a screenshot of a TV show or documentary host, with the text "When you get stranded on a deserted island with only your wits and a few gadgets, but you still manage to look stylish and professional" appearing above it.
![This meme is a photo of a car with a personalized license plate that reads "I [heart] ED". The text at the bottom of the image says "I'm not saying it's a great license plate, but I'm not saying it's not a great license plate."](1505459242227.jpg.html)
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This meme is a photo of a car with a personalized license plate that reads "I [heart] ED". The text at the bottom of the image says "I'm not saying it's a great license plate, but I'm not saying it's not a great license plate."
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This meme is a humorous illustration that juxtaposes two seemingly unrelated scenarios. The top panel shows a child being chased by a pig, while the bottom panel shows the same child being attacked by a giant cat. The text "I used to be afraid of everything, then I was attacked by a pig and a cat and now I'm just afraid of my cat" appears in the image.
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The meme is a photo of Nicolas Cage lying on a beach, surrounded by three small dogs. One of the dogs is wearing sunglasses, giving it a cool and laid-back vibe. The text "Wish You Were Here" is written above the image, a nod to the classic Pink Floyd album of the same name.
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The meme features a cartoon dinosaur with a speech bubble. The text in the speech bubble reads: "I like people whose names tell stories, like 'John Smith', but I like people whose names tell jokes, like 'John... Wait, no.'" The image is a humorous take on the common phrase "John Smith" and the unexpected twist on the name "John... Wait, no" is a play on words.
![This meme is a play on the popular children's song "I'm a Little Teapot" and the phrase "I'm not a [insert profession/occupation]". The image features a cartoon panda wearing a ninja costume and a sign that reads "I'm not a ninja".](20170814_162930_HDR.jpg.html)
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This meme is a play on the popular children's song "I'm a Little Teapot" and the phrase "I'm not a [insert profession/occupation]". The image features a cartoon panda wearing a ninja costume and a sign that reads "I'm not a ninja".
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The meme is a screenshot of a TV show or movie where a character is being interviewed and is being asked to explain a joke that was previously made. The text in the image reads: "In 1998, I won a world championship in a sport called 'Extreme Ironing'". The joke is that the person is claiming to have won a world championship in a sport that is not a real thing, and the interviewer is asking for clarification.
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The meme is a humorous image of a football player who has just made a mistake on the field. The text on the shirt reads "I did not hit her, I did not... Oh, hi Mark" which is a playful reference to a famous TV show "I did not...". The image is likely meant to be funny and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of a football player's mistake.
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This meme is a play on the phrase "wear what you want" but replaces "wear" with "wear" and "what you want" with "what you go". The image is likely a photo of a person or people in a boat, with the sun setting in the background. The text "wear ever you go, ther you are" is a play on words, with the phrase "wear ever" sounding like "wherever" but also referencing the idea of wearing clothes.
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The meme is a photo of two men walking on a red carpet. One of them, played by Jason Momoa, is dressed in a black t-shirt with "Me" printed on it. The other man, played by Henry Cavill, is dressed in a formal suit, and the text "My friends' new profile picture" is written above him, implying that he is now a popular or iconic figure, and Jason Momoa is reacting with excitement or admiration.
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The meme "Humpty Dumpty" is a parody of the classic nursery rhyme, with a twist on the original's famous phrase "all the king's horses and all the king's men" (they) "can't put Humpty Dumpty together again". The image features a cartoonish, angry-looking character with a red face and a speech bubble that says "I said to myself, 'Something's not right with my eggs, boys'".
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This meme is a humorous image that contrasts the strict parking regulations in Washington D.C. with a photo of a woman looking shocked or embarrassed. The image is captioned "Parking in DC" and features a sign with multiple parking restrictions, including no parking, no stopping, and no parking for commercial vehicles. The meme is likely intended to poke fun at the complexity and strictness of parking regulations in Washington D.C.
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This meme is a tweet from a user named "logan" that reads: "my roommate tried telling me i'm schizophrenic but jokes on him i don't even have a roommate lol". The tweet is a humorous response to a situation where a roommate made a joke about the user being schizophrenic, but the user is actually a solo person living in an apartment, so the joke falls flat.
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This meme is a humorous take on the frustration of playing a popular video game, specifically the farming simulation game "Stardew Valley" or "Farming Simulator", where the player is supposed to be enjoying the game but is actually feeling angry or frustrated. The image shows a cartoon cat with a shocked expression, captioned with the phrase "I just spent 3 hours playing farming simulator and I'm still not rich".
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This meme features a photo of a young boy with a mischievous expression. The text overlay reads: "When you move a little and your whole body starts cracking" and "Besides being good looking I'm also crunchy". The meme is likely used to poke fun at the idea of being both physically attractive and having a quirky, offbeat personality.
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This meme is a photo of a man throwing money in the air. The text "Bitch, I know Guac is extra" is written at the top of the image, but it's actually cut off at the bottom, so the full quote is "Bitch, I know Guac is extra, but I just threw a hundred at the Taco Truck".
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This meme is a photo of a crocodile eating a fish, but with a twist: the fish is actually a crab that has been transformed into a fish-like creature. The text above the image reads "i'm sure people know this, but for those of you who don't, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth - if they're biting down, their muscles are made to clamp and hold while...". The meme is likely a humorous take on the idea that crocodiles and alligators have powerful jaws, and the "while" is a joke about the fact that the crocodile is eating a fish that has been transformed into a fish-like creature.
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This meme is a photo of a person (Elon Musk) reacting to a successful launch of his SpaceX rocket, with his hands on his head and a look of shock and excitement. The text overlay says "Find someone who looks at you the way Elon looks at his successful Falcon Heavy Launch."
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This meme is a humorous image of a cartoon character, likely from the TV show "The Simpsons", with a shocked expression. The character is saying "BAY AREA RAPID TRANSIT" in a shocked tone, implying that someone has called them by their full name, which is "Bay Area Rapid Transit". The image is captioned "When mom calls you by your full name".
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This meme is an image of a character from a movie or TV show, likely a comedy or satire, with a serious expression. The text "It's an older meme, sir. But it checks out" is overlaid on the image, implying that the character is commenting on the age of the meme, but still finding it to be relevant and effective.
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The meme features a picture of a bird, likely a starling or a myna, sitting on top of a camera or smartphone. The bird is looking directly at the camera, and its expression is meant to be humorous or playful. The text above the bird reads "Gonna send that finch a smiley face" and the text below reads "Finches love smiley faces".
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This meme is a play on the classic "I can see your face" joke, but with a Star Trek: Deep Space Nine twist. The image features a character from the show, the Ferengi alien Quark, with a caption that says "I can see your face" and then "Deep Space Nine had a tribble problem" and finally "I began a successful Ferengi business".
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This meme is a screenshot of a Twitter post that appears to be a review or critique of the breed of dog known as a Rottweiler. The text reads, "In order to let the dog obey orders, breeders should...". However, the text is cut off, implying that the rest of the sentence is "...strict training, dogs born with the talent, in the middle ages, rich businessmen in order to avoid the money stolen, the purse hanging in the Rottweiler neck." This is a humorous and satirical take on the idea that Rottweilers are known for being fiercely loyal and protective of their owners' property.
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This meme is a collection of screenshots from various online communities, showcasing the most iconic and infamous users from each platform. The image is a collage of recognizable avatars, with the text "I Can See Your F***ing Face" written above it.
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The meme features a photo of an elderly woman, likely in her 80s, kneeling on the floor amidst a sprawling collection of vinyl records. The image is captioned "WHERE THE F**K IS ALL MY JUNGLE?" in bold, all-caps text. The meme is likely referencing the 1994 song "Jungle" by The X-Files theme song composer, but the humor comes from the juxtaposition of a senior citizen surrounded by a massive music collection, implying she's been holding onto her "jungle" of records for decades.
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The meme is a series of images showing a Boeing 747-400 cargo plane with its cargo doors open, revealing a massive, gaping hole in the plane's fuselage. The images are captioned with a series of increasingly absurd and exaggerated responses, starting with "R S S S" (which is likely an internet slang term for "Really, Seriously, Seriously, Sucks") and ending with "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and "HAHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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This meme features a photo of a dog sitting on a couch, looking up at the camera with a guilty expression. The text at the top of the image reads "Caught him trying to pickpocket my mom's purse". The meme is a humorous take on a common household scenario, where a pet is caught in the act of stealing something they shouldn't be.
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This meme is a photo of a woman looking at her phone with a surprised and amused expression. The text above the image reads: "Me when I send someone a meme when they're sitting right next to me." It's a lighthearted way of poking fun at the awkwardness of sharing memes with someone who's physically nearby, implying that you'd rather share them privately.
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This meme features a cartoon character, Pepe the Frog, sitting in front of a computer. The text "when you lurk and find exactly what you were looking for" is displayed above the image. The image is humorous because it implies that the character has stumbled upon something embarrassing or incriminating on the internet, and is now experiencing a mix of shock, guilt, and embarrassment.
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This meme is a screenshot of a Facebook post from a user named Jason Derr. The post reads, "My dog ate 6 of my kitchen table's legs in about 8 hours. I guess I'll be painting a Jackson Pollock now." The post is likely a humorous and sarcastic response to a situation where the author's dog has caused significant damage to their kitchen table.
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The meme is a humorous comparison between the human digestive system and a beef burrito. It's titled "Who would win?" and features two options: "The advanced human gastrointestinal system" and "One beef burrito". The implication is that the burrito would likely win in a hypothetical fight between the two, implying that the human digestive system is not as formidable as it might seem.
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This meme is a photo of a pizza with a face, but instead of a mouth, it has a scorpion's stinger. The text above the image reads "What do you want on the pizza?" and the response below is "I don't care as long as there's no pineapple." The punchline is that the pizza has scorpions instead of pineapple, which is a humorous twist on the typical "no pineapple" request.
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The meme is a photo of a group of children, presumably the von Trapp children from the movie "The Sound of Music", playing a game of "I Spy" with a woman who is not a nun. The text "I spy with my little eye something beginning with N" appears in the image. The meme is likely referencing the classic "I Spy" game, but with a twist, as the children are not playing the game with a traditional object, but with a knife.
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This meme is a humorous take on the idea that humans are often surprised by how their pets perceive them. The image shows a woman with a shocked expression, and the text "holy f**k" is written above her. The meme is accompanied by a tweet that asks, "Do you ever wonder what your dog thinks of you?"
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This meme is a humorous image that shows a person's foot wearing a Nike sandal, with the strap broken, and a piece of the strap is stuck in the sandal's buckle. The text above the image reads: "When you ask your mom for McDonald's and she says it's food at the house." The meme is a play on words, implying that the person's mom is saying that McDonald's is food at the house, but the image is actually showing a broken sandal strap, which is a clever and humorous twist on the phrase.
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This meme is a humorous take on the frustration of having a poor internet connection. The image depicts a woman who has just experienced a brief internet outage, and she's now able to speak to her family in person. The text above the image reads: "My internet was down for 5 minutes. I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seemed nice."
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This meme is a screenshot from the Harry Potter movie series, specifically a scene between Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore. The text on the image reads: "Harry, there will come a time when you must choose between what is hard and what is easy. I'm both." The image is a humorous take on Dumbledore's wise words, implying that he's both easy-going and difficult to understand.
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The meme is a picture of a medal with a red, white, and blue ribbon. The medal has a gold center with a eagle and a banner that says "E Pluribus Unum" (Latin for "Out of Many, One"), but the text is scratched out and replaced with "E Pluribus Unum: Shut Up, I'm Doing the Patriotic Thing Now".