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Category: Anti-Christianity
2025-01-10T05:37:30.244222+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a Twitter post that appears to be a satirical news article. The text reads: "Zero drag queens have been arrested in Tennessee this year for raping or sexually abusing children." However, the article is actually a fake news headline, and the real news is that there have been 0 arrests of drag queens in Tennessee for these crimes, implying that the article is trying to make a false claim.
2024-11-11T19:52:02.673108+00:00
The meme is a humorous illustration of a church with a graveyard in the front yard, but instead of traditional tombstones, the graveyard is filled with skulls. The text "In his father's house are many mansions" appears on a sign above the church entrance, referencing a Bible verse. The image is a darkly comedic take on the idea of a church being a welcoming place for the deceased.
2024-10-19T20:40:43.610818+00:00
This meme is an image of a character from the TV series "Game of Thrones" with a quote overlayed on top of it. The quote reads, "I don't have time for this Christian nonsense." The image is likely a humorous take on the character's reaction to a situation, implying that he's not interested in or has no patience for religious or spiritual discussions.
2024-09-01T22:25:35.365359+00:00
This meme is a play on the phrase "it's all in the family" and features a split-screen image of the Statue of Christ with the head of a lion (the Christ/Lion hybrid from the movie "Excalibur") on the left, and the head of a lion with the body of a man on the right. The text "Medusa: 1 / Jesus: 0" appears below the image.
2024-04-13T07:05:27.062119+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a Twitter conversation where a user asks "God" if they care that someone's dying and the response is a humorous and sarcastic "In 2 billion years". The text in the image is a quote from a user who asks "God" if they care that someone's dying and the response is a humorous and sarcastic "In 2 billion years".
2024-04-09T18:11:54.990323+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a Twitter post that reads: "The Rapture happened and no one died because I was too busy yelling at kids to get off my lawn." The image is likely a humorous take on the biblical concept of the Rapture, where a group of people are suddenly and mysteriously taken up to heaven, but in this case, the author is joking that the Rapture was actually just a group of kids playing in the yard.
2024-03-26T03:49:14.982803+00:00
This meme features a split-screen image of a group of Ghostbusters, known for their supernatural battles, facing off against a giant, glowing Jesus Christ. The image is captioned "We came, we saw, we protoned". The text is a play on the Roman Empire's famous phrase "We came, we saw, we conquered", but in this case, it's a humorous twist on the Ghostbusters' victory over the supernatural forces they typically face.
2024-03-20T05:39:17.002998+00:00
The meme is a screenshot of a news article with a bold headline: "The Bible says: 'Love your neighbour as yourself'... but not if they're transgender." Below the headline is a quote from a pastor: "'People can change their genders, but God won't change his mind. He said it, he meant it, he's not going to change it.'"
2024-02-18T05:42:55.673773+00:00
This meme is a humorous comparison between the biblical story of God's destruction of the Tower of Babel and the 2019 space launch of the International Space Station. The top image shows a depiction of the Tower of Babel, with the caption "God was angry because we built a tower to reach the heavens." The bottom image shows the International Space Station, with the caption "Now we have a tower in the heavens."
2024-01-15T22:38:35+00:00
This meme is a humorous take on the concept of a "lizard person" conspiracy theory. The image shows a person in a suit of armor with a lizard-like face, and the text "lizard person" is written above it. The meme is likely poking fun at the idea that some people believe in a conspiracy theory about lizard people taking over the world.
2023-12-12T21:27:51+00:00
This meme is a humorous image of a cat sitting on a pile of coins, with a caption that pokes fun at the idea of a Salvation Army bell ringer being a "good" person. The image is accompanied by the text "In 2-3 sentences, describe this meme for someone who cannot see it."
2023-12-10T07:38:58+00:00
This meme is a humorous image of Homer Simpson from The Simpsons, with his signature "D'oh!" expression. The text above the image reads, "How hard I pronounce the F in 'fuck no'" and the image shows Homer with a frustrated face, implying that he's struggling to say the word "fuck" in a polite conversation. The meme is poking fun at the idea that even someone as straightforward as Homer Simpson can struggle to say a simple word.
2023-12-08T22:58:34+00:00
This meme is a play on a biblical quote, where God asks Adam if he wants to be with his wife, Eve, or have a rib instead. The meme is a humorous take on the biblical story, with a caption that reads "In the beginning, God created man and in his image, but God said, 'It's not good that man should be alone; I will make him a companion and it will be better for him than if he were alone.'"
2023-12-01T20:11:34+00:00
This meme is an image of a woman (Mary) with a crucifixion-style wound on her chest, but with a few key differences: she's wearing a black leather jacket, has a cigarette in her mouth, and is holding a beer. The text above the image reads "Let's get this war on Christmas started..." which is a humorous and irreverent take on the traditional Christmas carol "Let's get this war on Christmas started..." is not actually a traditional Christmas carol, but rather a song by Trans-Siberian Orchestra that was popularized by the movie "Elf" starring Will Ferrell.
2023-10-06T18:15:58+00:00
2023-09-07T19:30:13+00:00
2023-08-26T22:01:01+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a tweet where a user is jokingly blaming a coffee drink order for their poor behavior. The tweet reads: "I would like to apologize for my behavior earlier. I had a Venti Iced Coffee with 7 pumps of vanilla and 7 pumps of hazelnut, but it had an extra pump of cinnamon. I would like to apologize for my behavior earlier." The image is a photo of a man holding a coffee cup with a handwritten note that says "The devil made me do it".
2023-08-24T17:49:19+00:00
This meme is a humorous take on the idea that the universe has a plan for everything, but it's actually just a series of unfortunate events. The top image shows two people discussing the idea that "God has a plan" for everything, but the bottom image shows a darkly comedic alternative: "1. Create universe. 2. Give Nick. 3. Let Nick destroy universe in 5 minutes." The text "1. Create universe. 2. Give Nick. 3. Let Nick destroy universe in 5 minutes" is a humorous and ironic take on the idea that the universe has a plan for everything, but it's actually just a series of unfortunate events.
2023-08-10T18:56:53+00:00
This meme is a play on the phrase "if you think fertilized eggs are people" and takes a humorous turn by adding a twist to the original phrase. The image shows a photo of a father and child, but the text above it reads: "If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the ocean with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious."
2023-07-15T10:22:52+00:00
2023-06-11T19:52:14+00:00
This meme is a humorous comparison between the biblical story of David and Goliath and a modern-day situation. The image shows a screenshot of a tweet with the text "I just told my wife she was going to die in her sleep for 20 years. If she had taken the 20 years, I would have been a wealthy man today." The meme is captioned "David vs Goliath: When the giant is your wife".
2023-06-09T21:14:35+00:00
This meme is a humorous comparison between two situations where Jesus Christ would be shocked or surprised. The first panel shows Jesus at a school shooting, implying that he would be deeply disturbed by such a violent event. The second panel juxtaposes this with a more absurd and humorous scenario, "Jesus at a drag show", implying that Jesus would be equally shocked and surprised by the spectacle of a drag show, but in a more playful and ironic way.
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
This meme is a humorous take on the ancient Roman calendar. It features a person dressed as a Roman god, specifically Saturn, standing in front of a Christmas tree. The text "Saturnalia" appears above the person, while "In the Roman calendar, December 25th was originally a festival in honor of Saturn" is written above the tree.
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
This meme is a humorous illustration of a church being built on top of a massive graveyard, with the caption "In the end, it's all about the location". The image shows a church with a sign that reads "In the end, it's all about the location", implying that the church's success is due to its proximity to a large number of deceased people.
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
This meme is a humorous take on the mathematical concept of pi (π), which is approximately 3.14. The meme presents a joke about the relationship between eating too much cake and the value of pi, saying "Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero." The meme is a play on words, using the mathematical constant pi (π) as a pun on the phrase "sin of pi is always zero".
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
This meme is a humorous quote from the TV show "The Good Place" that pokes fun at the idea of a "biblical" end of times scenario. The quote reads: "I don't think anyone who believes in the literal interpretation of the Bible would actually be in charge of anything." The meme is a lighthearted commentary on the absurdity of some religious beliefs.
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
This meme is a play on the iconic Statue of Liberty, but with a twist. The image shows the Statue of Liberty holding a torch in one hand and a tablet in the other, but in place of her face, it's a portrait of the Pope (or a similar Catholic leader). The text "In God We Trust" is scribbled out and replaced with "In God We Trust...But Allah is Greater".
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
The meme is a humorous take on the concept of the separation of church and state, with a quote from Thomas Jefferson. The image likely shows a cartoonish illustration of a church and a state building, with a red line or a "wall" between them, symbolizing the separation. The text of the meme reads: "In 1789, Thomas Jefferson wrote, 'The separation of church and state, is a wall between the church and the state. This wall keeps the church out of the government and the government out of the church.'"
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
This meme is a humorous illustration of a biblical quote being twisted in a satirical way. The image depicts a man with a Bible in one hand and a sword in the other, with the caption "God loves me, not you" written on his shirt. The quote is a play on the traditional phrase "God loves me, not you" (a phrase often used to mock or belittle someone), but in this case, it's used to mock the idea that God loves everyone equally, implying that God's love is not exclusive to one person.
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
This meme is a humorous take on the biblical story of Jesus feeding the 5,000 with five loaves of bread and two fish. The image juxtaposes a quote from the story ("Jesus, give us a fish") with a modern-day conversation between a Christian and a conservative Christian, where the Christian asks for a fish and the conservative Christian responds with a sarcastic remark referencing a famous line from the story.
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
The meme is a screenshot of a Twitter conversation between Tim Tebow, an American football player, and God. Tim Tebow says "I finally had sex. With my wife. God was there." God responds with a sarcastic comment, saying "I was there for the wedding. I'm always there for the wedding."
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
This meme is a photo of a person on a TV game show, looking shocked and confused. The text above the image reads "What do Christians hate the most?" and the answer choices are "A) Harry Potter", "B) The Gays", and "C) The Jews". The correct answer is not shown, but the person on the screen is looking at "B) The Gays" with a shocked expression, implying that it's a ridiculous and unexpected answer.
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
This meme is a humorous comparison between two extreme situations. The first panel shows a calm and peaceful Jesus, with the text "Jesus at a school shooting". The second panel shows a shocked and terrified Jesus, with the text "Jesus at a drag show". The meme is implying that Jesus would be more traumatized by a drag show than a school shooting, which is a darkly comedic and ironic commentary on societal norms.
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
This meme is a humorous image of a man with a shocked expression, accompanied by the text "Christians be like, 'you need to become a Christian so you can have joy like me!'". The image is a caricature of a Christian evangelist, exaggerating the idea that becoming a Christian will bring joy to one's life. The tone is lighthearted and satirical, poking fun at the idea that being a Christian is the key to happiness.
2023-05-10T21:03:33+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a Twitter post from a user named "Ms. Charlotte". The text reads: "Missionary work is a form of colonization and inherently racist." The image is a simple, text-based post with no visual elements, making it accessible to screen readers and visually impaired users.
2023-05-10T20:59:59+00:00
The meme is a humorous warning about the dangers of taking children to drag shows. It features a quote that reads: "In a world where children are allowed to watch drag shows, the only thing more terrifying is the thought of a Christian child being exposed to one."
2023-05-10T20:59:59+00:00
The meme depicts a tree with a snake wrapped around its trunk, with a caption "In a universe where everything is a metaphor for itself." The image shows a tree with a snake around its trunk, and a smaller tree-like creature in the foreground with a snake around its neck. The text above the image reads "In a universe where everything is a metaphor for itself".
2023-05-10T20:59:59+00:00
This meme is a screenshot of a Reddit-style post on the question-and-answer website Quora, where a user named "Doge" (a reference to the popular internet meme) asks "Why do people get angry when I try to share the word of God with them?" The text is written in a sarcastic and humorous tone, with the user saying "I only try to share the word of God with them because I care about them deeply and not because I want to lead them to hell." The text is followed by a series of sarcastic and humorous responses, including "I only care about them because I want to lead them to hell" and "I only want to lead them to hell because I want to lead them to hell."
2023-05-10T20:59:58+00:00