This meme is a humorous list of ridiculous excuses for why someone might not be able to masturbate. The text on the image reads: "In no particular order: I'm not masturbating because... / not masturbating because you team drive / masturbating in truck / stop showers / masturbating behind the sleeper curtain while your partner drives / masturbating openly while driving." The meme is poking fun at the absurdity of these excuses, implying that they're all ridiculous and unlikely to be true.
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